Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Bring me that man meat
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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