How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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