"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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