i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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