got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You did what with his pubic hair?
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