What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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