Do you still have your period?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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