tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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