turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
my poor anus
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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