is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Randomize
