Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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