just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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