I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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