Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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