Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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