Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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