i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
