Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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