I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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