I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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