Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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