is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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