it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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