If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
smell my finger.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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