So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
This is my life. Enjoy the view
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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