I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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