whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Randomize
