Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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