Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I bet he comes in French.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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