Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
People in love make me want to vomit
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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