passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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