Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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