didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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