thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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