protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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