D3 body, D1 cock
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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