And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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