when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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