Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
People in love make me want to vomit
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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