I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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