his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize