Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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