I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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