She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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