You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
