I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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