Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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