Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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