this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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