moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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