Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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