this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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